Marry, Shag, Cliff: The Comic Book Writer Edition

Why review comic book authors the traditional way when you can just say who you'd marry, fuck, and kill? I mean really.

To that end:

Marry: Greg Rucka. How do I love Greg Rucka? Let me count the ways. They are Renee Montoya, Kate Kane, Wonder Woman, Stumptown, Lady Sabre. Greg Rucka is flawless. I have never read anything of his that didn't leave me salivating. Marry me, Greg Rucka!

Shag: Grant Morrison. I suppose "hate-fuck" would be more accurate; I like Morrison's writing and I think his bald head and Glaswegian accent are pretty foxy, but he seems like kind of a tool, so I'm content with an every-so-often fantasy wherein I run into him in a bar in London, we argue about whether superhero comics should strive for realism, and then go out into the alley for a quickie.

Cliff: You thought I was going to put Geoff Johns here, didn't you? PSYCH! It's Mark Millar.