Boring fantasies (and a not-so-boring one)

I am the singer for a heavy metal band. J.D. Cronise and Bryan Richie come to one of our shows and like us so much they ask us to open on The Sword's next tour.

I am the singer for a heavy metal band. Andrew Garfield comes to one of our shows and likes me so much he asks me to come have drinks with him and his friend, Michael Fassbender. The threesome of all threesomes ensues.

I run into my favorite English professor in a cool independent bookstore. We talk about Thomas Hardy and drink tea. He says we should hang out more often.

I run into my favorite anthropology professor in the GN area of the library. Punctuation of equilibrium occurs; we manage not to damage the classic copy of Primitive Classification.

I submit my application to immigrate to British Columbia. It is accepted in half the usual time.

DC decides to pay me for Tweeting about their comics all the time.